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Friday, July 13, 2018

‘Breast milk substitute is the best milk substitute!!’

Filed in Poetry | Also tagged babies, breasts, Mumsnet, The Pikey Laureate, women | Comments (0)

Sehr Gutenberg

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

On movable type, the Internet, and almost every damn thing in between. — For The Oldie

Filed in correspondence, Journalism | Also tagged blogging, books, Germany, Gutenberg, information, Latin, Mainz, marginalia, monks, movable type, printing, Project Gutenberg, publishing, religion, scriptoria, Sellar and Yeatman, Stephan Füssel, TASCHEN, technology, the Bible, the Göttingen Library, The Oldie, Umberto Eco, UNESCO, vellum | Comments (0)

NEWS AT A GLANCE

Monday, January 1, 2018

. Stocks were first used in England about 1359 A.D.. — The Nelson Evening Mail, January 18 1907 . Women leaders are more volatile than men. The cause of alcoholism is unknown. They’re selling hippy wigs in Woolworths. In Togoloese, ‘fofo’ means ‘revered big brother’. White people, lacking community, must make do with property. If extortionate fares […]

Filed in Journalism, NEWS AT A GLANCE | Also tagged bathrooms, black, brothers, Ceylon, crime, drink, Elvis Presley, feet, hair, health, heroes, hippies, justice, law, men, money, mud, Nelson Evening Mail, Nicodemus, politics, Reading, rickshaws, Satan, scholarship, sex, somnambulism, Tate Britain, Togolese, weather, white, women, Woolworths, work | Comments (0)

This Is Just To [CIA]

Sunday, December 3, 2017

Filed in Poetry | Also tagged CIA, icebox, memes, plums, Poetry, redaction, William Carlos Williams | Comments (0)

WHAT’S YOUR FULL NAME, RANK, AND SERIAL NUMBER (SPECIAL OPS EDITION)?

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Your Full Name, Rank, and Serial Number (Special Ops Edition) is: ‘Bob’ .

Filed in Fictions | Also tagged micro-fiction, war | Comments (0)

The Top Fifteen Or So Wittiest Oscar Wilde Quotes – according to his Twitter output (last 24hrs)

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

1) ‘Think tattoos have to be bold and dark? Think again! Check out these stunning white ink tats!’ 2) ‘You can’t get your childhood back but you can recreate it! Check out these awesome recreation photos.’ 3) ‘Wanna see a real-life Barbie doll? This is not Photoshopped! You’ve gotta see this to believe it’ 4) […]

Filed in Non-fictions | Also tagged Barbie, foxes, girlfriends, humour, kissing, marriage, men, Miley Cyrus, Morrissey, New York Jets, Oscar Wilde, photography, Photoshop, piercings, pregnancy, tattoos, Taylor Swift, technology, The Pikey Laureate, women | Comments (0)

WHAT’S YOUR AFRIKAANS-TRANSLATOR NAME?

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Your Afrikaans-Translator Name is L’Angoustine Bezuidenhout .

Filed in Fictions | Also tagged Afrikaans, lobsters, translation | Comments (0)

Junk mail poem

Thursday, January 29, 2015

This trick makes young women fuck you (recovered 5:42pm, Thursday 29th January, 2015) You can use this trick on a girl you know right now – or you can use it on a completely NEW woman to get her horny. It doesn’t matter how old you are or what you look like because this trick […]

Filed in Poetry | Also tagged age, e-mail, Found poetry, sex, video, women | Comments (0)

A free album? I don’t buy it

Monday, October 15, 2007

Radiohead’s In Rainbows, considered. — For Stop Smiling

Filed in feature, Journalism, review | Also tagged music, Radiohead, Stop Smiling | Comments (0)