girlfriend – A S H Smyth http://www.ashsmyth.com Will write for money Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:09:51 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.8.4 Things, in retrospect, I probably shouldn’t have said to my girlfriend http://www.ashsmyth.com/things-in-retrospect-i-probably-shouldnt-have-said-to-my-girlfriend/ http://www.ashsmyth.com/things-in-retrospect-i-probably-shouldnt-have-said-to-my-girlfriend/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:08:48 +0000 http://www.ashsmyth.com/?p=924 # 34
I’m just saying, I kind of need a better offer if I’m not going to carry on reading my book…

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in time with the radio
and I think back an hour
to the cliff-edge
and the cemetery:

the US Army captain
… WWII
… Korea
… d.1984
and a grey stone heart –
DOREEN.

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]]> http://www.ashsmyth.com/our-little-secret-2/feed/ 0 pudendum http://www.ashsmyth.com/pudendum/ http://www.ashsmyth.com/pudendum/#respond Wed, 09 Feb 2011 02:04:10 +0000 http://www.ashsmyth.com/?p=447 In the shower, my girlfriend makes me turn away while she shaves between her legs.

Perhaps I’m supposed to believe her ex-‘s initials grow there naturally.

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