notas bene – A S H Smyth http://www.ashsmyth.com Will write for money Tue, 20 Jan 2015 10:43:37 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.8.4 The Pikey Laureate introduces Whitman to the high street http://www.ashsmyth.com/the-pikey-laureate-introduces-whitman-to-the-high-street/ http://www.ashsmyth.com/the-pikey-laureate-introduces-whitman-to-the-high-street/#respond Mon, 19 Jan 2015 18:09:17 +0000 http://www.ashsmyth.com/?p=1611 O ye women who go down
unto the Co-Op in your onesies:

What do you think you look like!?

]]> http://www.ashsmyth.com/the-pikey-laureate-introduces-whitman-to-the-high-street/feed/ 0 NB – To the driver of the ice-cream van http://www.ashsmyth.com/nb-to-the-driver-of-the-ice-cream-van/ http://www.ashsmyth.com/nb-to-the-driver-of-the-ice-cream-van/#respond Tue, 02 Sep 2014 15:26:47 +0000 http://www.ashsmyth.com/?p=1505 If you drive around here one more time while I am listening to Beethoven
I swear I will come for you.

Yours, etc.

]]> http://www.ashsmyth.com/nb-to-the-driver-of-the-ice-cream-van/feed/ 0 O, ye women disporting yourselves upon blankets! http://www.ashsmyth.com/o-women-disporting-yourselves-on-blankets/ http://www.ashsmyth.com/o-women-disporting-yourselves-on-blankets/#respond Wed, 16 Jul 2014 17:06:36 +0000 http://www.ashsmyth.com/?p=1483 O, ye women disporting yourselves upon blankets!
Please stop it. I’ve work to do.

]]> http://www.ashsmyth.com/o-women-disporting-yourselves-on-blankets/feed/ 0 To the agony aunt at The Lancet http://www.ashsmyth.com/agony-aunt/ http://www.ashsmyth.com/agony-aunt/#respond Thu, 26 Jun 2014 12:41:36 +0000 http://www.ashsmyth.com/?p=1461 Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
how does my chestbone crack?!

]]> http://www.ashsmyth.com/agony-aunt/feed/ 0 Afghan IV http://www.ashsmyth.com/afghan-iv/ http://www.ashsmyth.com/afghan-iv/#respond Wed, 16 Oct 2013 10:06:33 +0000 http://www.ashsmyth.com/?p=1308  
for Frank Ledwidge, Lt Cmdr (Ret.), RNR

I came.

I saw.

I concurred.

]]> http://www.ashsmyth.com/afghan-iv/feed/ 0 NB To a little brother (after Yeats) http://www.ashsmyth.com/nb-to-a-little-brother-after-yeats/ http://www.ashsmyth.com/nb-to-a-little-brother-after-yeats/#respond Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:44:53 +0000 http://www.ashsmyth.com/?p=1225 Tread softly because
you’re treading on my Asterix!

]]> http://www.ashsmyth.com/nb-to-a-little-brother-after-yeats/feed/ 0 NB – Sports Direct http://www.ashsmyth.com/nb-sports-direct/ http://www.ashsmyth.com/nb-sports-direct/#respond Sat, 14 Apr 2012 11:54:53 +0000 http://www.ashsmyth.com/?p=1107 Dear SportsDirect.com,

Thank you for your stream of PRICE CRASH!! special offer e-mails, coming in approx. twice a day for the past 9 days.

What I would really like, though, is the trainers I ordered more than a week ago.

Please feel free to let me know when they are on their way. (E-mail will be fine.)

Yours, etc.

Adam

]]> http://www.ashsmyth.com/nb-sports-direct/feed/ 0 Note to self http://www.ashsmyth.com/note-to-self/ http://www.ashsmyth.com/note-to-self/#respond Fri, 02 Mar 2012 13:37:13 +0000 http://www.ashsmyth.com/?p=982 Do not expect your friends to take your love poems seriously.

]]> http://www.ashsmyth.com/note-to-self/feed/ 0 NB: to the ex http://www.ashsmyth.com/nb-to-the-ex/ http://www.ashsmyth.com/nb-to-the-ex/#respond Thu, 08 Dec 2011 10:27:53 +0000 http://www.ashsmyth.com/?p=832 You always had such a low opinion of my opinion of you.

]]> http://www.ashsmyth.com/nb-to-the-ex/feed/ 0 Love not(e) http://www.ashsmyth.com/love-note/ http://www.ashsmyth.com/love-note/#respond Tue, 18 Jan 2011 05:24:58 +0000 http://www.ashsmyth.com/?p=412 A. I love you.

B. Fuck you.

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