text – A S H Smyth

NEWS AT A GLANCE

A S H Smyth — Mon, 06 Mar 2017 07:00:22 +0000

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Though Russia is fast developing her oil lands, the United States produces more petroleum than all the rest of the world.

— The Nelson Evening Mail, June 22 1912

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In English maritime law a ship is not ‘wrecked’ if the cat survives.

Ezra Pound heard many performances of the Bellringers’ Guild.

Kale is a winter vegetable.

Napoleon’s troops shot the nose off the Egyptian sphinx for target practice.

If you put a chameleon on tartan it will explode.

You are twice as likely to crash while texting than drink-driving. (So if you need to send an urgent text, put an inebriated friend behind the wheel, instead.)

1% of marmalade sales are to people under 28.

Beauty and the Beast isn’t the first Disney movie for LGBT audiences.

The Welsh character is an interesting study.

John Travolta is 63 years old.

Turtles find it very difficult to look happy.

You never know with clowns.

Canadian passports have images of ice hockey in them.

The Sony Ericsson verb table

A S H Smyth — Thu, 17 Sep 2015 15:08:41 +0000

singular present indicative active

boat
coat
amat

Love letter (hi/hi!/hey there/info)

A S H Smyth — Thu, 30 Apr 2015 17:33:42 +0000

Whats’s up/Hey cutie/hottie/handsom,

I saw you on a match/dating site sometime last week,
i got some/sum goodpic/goodpix/naughtypic/dirtypix/freakypic 4/for you/ya..

message/sms/txt/text my num/numbr/# real quick/fast
its 1-208-621-5702/848~565~2757/+12089036473/702.847.0394/702~729~2770.

I’m/Im just a 23/24/25 year old gal/female.
Im/I’m looking to meet new guys/friends/people and maybe hookup.

message/txt/sms/text me if/when you/u get a min/chance/moment plz/please.

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A S H Smyth — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 03:06:03 +0000

Sorry. That wasn’t supposed to come out like that.

(Or – it was; but not so much.)