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This Is Just To Say – or; On a domestic argument between two writers

‘After telling Thilani about the Great Molasses Flood, she accused me of putting together a fake Wikipedia page, just to mess with her.’ — Navin Weeraratne  . I have researched that story about the Great Molasses Flood which you were no doubt hoping I had made up Forgive me it was unbelievable so sweet and so [...]

Found poetry

Russian proverb

A pike there is lives in the lake. His job’s to keep the carp awake.

Howl (after Ginsberg)

I saw the best memes of my generation.

“A pair of…”

‘dumplings’
‘dumpling’
‘dump’

Mumsnet

‘Breast milk substitute is the best milk substitute!!’

Monday, 28th May

Bank holiday sun. The home-improvers chatter in their hammered morse.

‘amusingly’

I a ….s ….w ….z am ….an ….11am ….a.m. amu ….any ….anu ….aim amus ….anus ….Maus ….amid amusi ….amusingly ….amusing ….amuse amusin ….amusingly ….amusing ….maudlin amusing ….amusingly ….abusing ….causing amusingl ….amusingly ….amusing ….ganising amusingly ….amusing ….agonisingly ….vanishingly . II a ….s ….w ….z am ….an ….11am ….and amu ….any ….anu ….Amy amus ….anus ….amid ….Maus [...]

He drinks a whiskey almost every night

He drinks a whiskey almost every night. He says: “It gives me dreams, but keeps me reg’lar.”

This Is Just To [CIA]