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Boursin – the lost advertisement

I love you. Really. Truly: je t’adore. But when I make our lunch, I still put more cheese in my sandwich than in yours. – For Roar Media

Haiku (Sunday night now)

It’s Sunday night now, and the whole house stinks of steak. Frankly erotic.

This Is Just To Say – or; On a domestic argument between two writers

‘After telling my wife about Boston’s Great Molasses Flood, she accused me of putting together a fake Wikipedia page, just to mess with her.’ — Navin Weeraratne  . I had researched that story about the Great Molasses Flood which you were clearly hoping I had made up Forgive me it was pretty unbelievable so sweet and [...]

Found poetry

Russian proverb

A pike there is lives in the lake. His job’s to keep the carp awake.

Howl (after Ginsberg)

I saw the best memes of my generation.

“A pair of…”

‘dumplings’
‘dumpling’
‘dump’

Mumsnet

‘Breast milk substitute is the best milk substitute!!’

Monday, 28th May

Bank holiday sun. The home-improvers chatter in their hammered morse.