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Monthly Archives: February 2011

Troubles with women

- M turned up at work today, and cried. – N miscarried, and didn’t.

Couched

I am a textbook case of every neurosis to affect the 30-year-old male. Which is to say I think I am entirely normal.

Periodically

About once a month our sex-life tails off, and I wonder if she doesn’t love me any more.

pudendum

In the shower, my girlfriend makes me turn away while she shaves between her legs. Perhaps I’m supposed to believe her ex-’s initials grow there naturally.

Poem about everything

Things are as they are. Must one write a damn poem about everything?

hatched.

Don’t count your tachyons before they are