The telephone has a tendency to render the girl operators left-eared.
— The Nelson Evening Mail, July 4 1908
Eight wickets for eight runs is the worst batting collapse in Twenty20 international cricket.
St Blaise is the patron saint of sore throats, and of knitting.
Estonian literature suffers from a dearth of stories by trucks drivers and/or prostitutes.
The presidential statues on Mount Rushmore were originally intended to extend down to the waist.
The Athenian philosopher Chrysippus died from laughing at his own jokes.
Richard Nixon once wrote a memo instructing his Secret Service detail to make sure no press took pictures of him with a drink in hand.
Tramps have heels like turnips.
Samuel Derrick, pimp, failed actor and master of the ceremonies at Bath, wrote a novel in the voice of Shakespeare’s ghost.
People now take in five times more information every day than they did thirty years ago.
Geoffrey Chaucer addressed his 1391 A Treatise on the Astrolabe to his ten-year-old son, Lewis.
The Japanese toilet industry has agreed to standardise complex bidet controls.
Calling somebody a pussy is not illegal.