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This Is Just To Say – or; On a domestic argument between two writers

‘After telling Thilani about the Great Molasses Flood, she accused me of putting together a fake Wikipedia page, just to mess with her.’ — Navin Weeraratne  . I have researched that story about the Great Molasses Flood which you were no doubt hoping I had made up Forgive me it was unbelievable so sweet and so [...]

Russian proverb

A pike there is lives in the lake. His job’s to keep the carp awake.

Howl (after Ginsberg)

I saw the best memes of my generation.

Mumsnet

‘Breast milk substitute is the best milk substitute!!’

Monday, 28th May

Bank holiday sun. The home-improvers chatter in their hammered morse.

‘amusingly’

I a ….s ….w ….z am ….an ….11am ….a.m. amu ….any ….anu ….aim amus ….anus ….Maus ….amid amusi ….amusingly ….amusing ….amuse amusin ….amusingly ….amusing ….maudlin amusing ….amusingly ….abusing ….causing amusingl ….amusingly ….amusing ….ganising amusingly ….amusing ….agonisingly ….vanishingly . II a ….s ….w ….z am ….an ….11am ….and amu ….any ….anu ….Amy amus ….anus ….amid ….Maus [...]

He drinks a whiskey almost every night

He drinks a whiskey almost every night. He says: “It gives me dreams, but keeps me reg’lar.”

Late-summer afternoon

Kids cricket, lambs out, blackberries in the hedgerows. A rope-like dog-turd.

‘hotmail’

hot mess hot men hot milk hot mail login

‘your broken heart’

for Rich Hardcastle  y ….you ….y ….Yeah yo ….you ….yo ….You’re you ….You’re ….you ….your your ….You’re ….your ….Yours your[ ] ….Amazon.co.uk ….mum’s ….cruel your b ….ballbag ….b ….bezzies your br ….br ….brothers ….brother your bro ….bro ….brothers ….brother your brok ….brok ….broken ….book your broke ….broken ….broke ….bloke your broken ….broken-down ….broken ….broken-hearted your [...]