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Pleasure

The brisk humiliation of a girl who hits on you, whom you had once hit on and were rejected.

Why my ex-wife and I didn’t have that much sex

She thought it was normal to be in bed at 10 o’clock. I thought it was normal to be in bed at 10 o’clock. Pretty soon, it turned out there were two 10 o’clocks.

Couched

I am a textbook case of every neurosis to affect the 30-year-old male. Which is to say I think I am entirely normal.