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Author Archives: A S H Smyth

Love letter (hi/hi!/hey there/info)

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Whats’s up/Hey cutie/hottie/handsom, I saw you on a match/dating site sometime last week, i got some/sum goodpic/goodpix/naughtypic/dirtypix/freakypic 4/for you/ya.. message/sms/txt/text my num/numbr/# real quick/fast its 1-208-621-5702/848~565~2757/+12089036473/702.847.0394/702~729~2770. I’m/Im just a 23/24/25 year old gal/female. Im/I’m looking to meet new guys/friends/people and maybe hookup. message/txt/sms/text me if/when you/u get a min/chance/moment plz/please.

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Two Chinese Texts

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

(for Dominic Hilton) i)  Your seat is empty this evening… ii)  Who, then, will eat the avocado?

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Blessed are the speechmakers?

Saturday, April 4, 2015

A back-handed tribute to President William Henry Harrison. — For The Spectator

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How the Empire fell

Thursday, March 26, 2015

My Samsung Galaxy tablet (3) just turned ‘KCMG’ into ‘KPMG’.

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Fools’ Charter

Monday, March 16, 2015

A trip to see all four surviving originals of the Magna Carta. — For The Spectator

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AMOK – haiku

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Tell it like it is – I went for my usual walk – tell it like it was… — * verbatim lines from ‘Judge, Jury and Executioner’ by Atoms For Peace

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Eine subtitled mississippianische Re-post (nach Williams)

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Have you read Humorous Elements  in the Short Stories and Novels  of the Southern Writer Eudora Welty … in German? Ja, Darling! — * a (reverse) translation of Jonathan Williams’ ‘A Subtle Mississippian Riposte (for L.Z.)’ in Louis Zukofsky, or whoever someone else thought he was: a collection of responses to the work of Louis […]

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A motto for mine own generation

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

habitabamus domum magnam

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‘Beyond describing’

Monday, February 2, 2015

A documentary about a documentary about the Holocaust – reviewed. — For The Spectator

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Junk mail poem

Thursday, January 29, 2015

This trick makes young women fuck you (recovered 5:42pm, Thursday 29th January, 2015) You can use this trick on a girl you know right now – or you can use it on a completely NEW woman to get her horny. It doesn’t matter how old you are or what you look like because this trick […]

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