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Monthly Archives: February 2011

Troubles with women

– M turned up at work today, and cried. – N miscarried, and didn’t.


I am a textbook case of every neurosis to affect the 30-year-old male. Which is to say I think I am entirely normal.


About once a month our sex-life tails off, and I wonder if she doesn’t love me any more.


In the shower, my girlfriend makes me turn away while she shaves between her legs. Perhaps I’m supposed to believe her ex-‘s initials grow there naturally.

Poem about everything

Things are as they are. Must one write a damn poem about everything?


Don’t count your tachyons before they are