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Lines composed upon a can of Stella, spilt over my laptop

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Brilliant idea for a short story, last night:

Anyone remember what it was?

Afternoon – Charlton station

A drunkard, railing against the sky (or madman?). A child emulates.

The hashtags of Omar Khayyam

#verses #wine #bread #thou (Enow?)

Health disclaimer (codicil)

An ale a day Leaves you needing two pees.

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly (I don’t know why she swallowed a fly); but she washed it down with a glass of water and that was the end of the matter.

Tender

Life with me will be bad for your sleep wallet liver relationship with your parents/friends chances of getting into heaven* (though not necessarily in that order). But I’d like to think it’s still worth a shot. * optional